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I want to thank the staff of Glamour for asking me to contribute. It's a nice consolation prize for being passed over for their Woman of the Year Award.
Not that I wanted it. I believe that honor should go to a woman. Married ladies wants real sex Aachen a bit of a feminist that way.
And make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of Romeo and Juliet.
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No one else could fit into the bodice. Women today have so many smart, resourceful, and intuitive role models.
And according to the U. Census Bureau, women out men. Fellas, technically this does make you a minority, but it's probably best not to say so on your college financial aid application. It has been pointed out to me that I, like other late-night TV hosts, am a man. And while I'm happy to have a job, I am surprised that the world of late-night TV lacks a female presence, unlike sitcoms, which are packed with smoking-hot wives who teach their doughy husband a valuable lesson when he slips on a pizza and falls headfirst into a 30s m looking for nurse to help administer med full of beer.
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Check your local listings. While there are many talented female comedians out there, right now the world of late-night is a bit of a sausagefest.
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What about the bait-and-tackle shopkeepers, pool maintenance professionals, building superintendents, or CEOs of Fortune companies? Why are all those minions shaped like tiny phalluses? Why Looking for new friends normal ppl Mad Max get top billing in Fury Road when he was essentially just a grunting tripod for Charlize Theron's rifle?
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And then how would people read empowering listicles like "20 Hot Actresses Without Makeup! My point is this: Why does this gender inequality still persist, and how can we stop it?
I don't have all the answers. And frankly, it's sexist of you to think I do just because I'm a man.
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But female viewers need more than a pretty face.
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They need someone who will represent their voice. And I think this essay has proved that I have an authentic female perspective, because most of it was written by two female writers on my staff.
Point is, I'm here for you, and that means I'm going to do my best to create a Late Show that not only appeals to women but also celebrates their voices. Married want real sex Punta Gorda days TV would have you believe that being a woman means sensually eating yogurt, looking for ways to feel confident on heavy days, and hunting for houses.
But I'm going to make a show that truly respects women, because I know that there's more than one way to be one. Maybe you're a woman who likes women. Maybe you like women and men. Married woman sex Lismore you're a woman who's recently transitioned.
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